If you wound up here, your chances of being where you need to be are pretty good. Where you wanted to be, on the other hand, is another matter.

I’ve recently upgraded servers, software and all manner of confusing nerd-like words and acronyms. I’ve consolidated a lot of domain names, played Yahtzee with IP addresses and done my best to keep the most popular stuff while installing a lower maintenance framework.

If you know you are in the right neighborhood (One of the Eggman’s Domains) but need more directions, you can rummage through the drawers on the new and (soon to be) improved site by searching here


If You Have No Idea How You Wound Up Here …

Blame me because it’s probably my fault.
I won’t apologize, but I absolve you of any responsibility

Feel better now? I know I do.

But as long as you are here, please leave a comment, insult, piece of wisdom, your final manifesto or clues to where the bodies are buried HERE before you go.

I Hate “What Ifs,” but What If …

There are Sheep and There Are Sheep

What would be the repercussions of an irrefutable, undeniable, very public revelation that the administration, including both houses of Congress really is corrupt beyond repair and busy laying the foundation for the final gasp of the American dream? … Continue reading →

The Mergeless Moron


Who hasn’t secretly wished that little button on the dash was really connected to a couple of fifty-calibers behind the signal lights? Regardless of whether they are pathological, or merely clueless, these Bozos contribute to traffic tie-ups at … Continue reading →

Ten Simple Steps toward Prosperity and Freedom

William of Ockham

Ockham’s Razor William of Ockham simply stated: Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected. Other, more complicated solutions may ultimately prove correct, but — in the absence of certainty — the fewer assumptions … Continue reading →

Yes, We Do Have a Rat Your Neighbor Law

KGB Emblem

During the cold war the Soviet people (subjects) were expected to watch their neighbors, strangers, and even family and friends. and required by law (the KGB) to report suspicious activity to the police. (also KGB) We Have That Law Here — in America!

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When Guns are Finally Banned

Defense Free Crime Zone

Live by the sword, die by the sword.” Do this until swords are outlawed. — Then die by the sword anyway. – Egg There are those who call for an outright ban on all firearms. Many still believe … Continue reading →

Why You are Probably an Ipticrat


You might want to put that in your “urban slang” dictionary and spell checker because odds are, you are one! Only politically vested, zealots, crazies, sheep and talk show pundits tow a strict, hard, main-line political party line … Continue reading →

Getting Congress Under Control


Key Points of a Proposed Congressional Reform Act No Tenure / No Pension A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they’re out of office. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just … Continue reading →

My Take on the Second Amendment


A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Background At it’s simplest, the Constitution of the United States (COTUS) … Continue reading →

The Little Dead Schoolhouse


The Agricultural Revolution Arrived People and Business Adapted Schools Were Born The Industrial Revolution Came People and Business Adapted The Schools Remained The Same The Technology Revolution Arrived People and Business Adapted The Schools Remained The Same The … Continue reading →

The Horsepasture Gazette – Vol:1 No:1

Mayor and City Council (Staff Photo)

All The News That Fits, We Print. The Horsepasture Gazette Volume 1 – Issue 1 PRICE FREE Mayor Won’t Raise Taxes Horsepasture Va In a private conversation with this reporter, Mayor Parker Earnest announced that taxes will remain … Continue reading →

The Dangers of Unearned Pride


When a person overcomes physical handicaps, language barriers, race, gender bias and bigotry, and succeeds in spite of all [apparent] odds, they have every right and to feel and proclaim their pride in themselves and their accomplishments.

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School Shootings – Stop the Panic


With all respect to victims and families (also victims) of violence everywhere … During the furor over recent events and the resulting demands for serious action, arming teachers, police in schools and gun confiscation, there is one simple … Continue reading →

Why Not Privatize Parks Management?

National Park Service Logo

New York has shown great success in contracting management of Central Park to a private company. The park is now safer, cleaner and less costly than when run by the government. What if the many companies expert in … Continue reading →