If You Have No Idea How You Wound Up Here …

Blame me because it’s probably my fault.
I won’t apologize, but I absolve you of any responsibility

Feel better now? I know I do.

You can rummage through the drawers on the (soon to be) improved site by searching here

 

And as long as you are here, please leave a comment, insult, piece of wisdom, your final manifesto or clues to where the bodies are buried HERE before you go.